F*ck this Valentines Day. Have a little fun with your friends and loved ones by sharing these hilarious pickup lines. Original Cupid by Yasmin Alanis
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- Fuck this valentines day.
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- I’d mount and dew you.
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- R U spaghetti? Cuz I want U 2 meet my balls.
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- There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy UR anus.
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- Is UR name homework? Cuz I’m not doing U and I should B.
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- I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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- I know why they call it a beaver. Cuz I am dying for some wood.
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- Are u a taxidermist? Wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
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- I’m not wearing any socks, and I have the panties to match.
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- Do u do carpeting? Cuz I’m looking 4 a deep shag.
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- R U a candle? Cuz I’m gonna blow u.
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